Quick lesson on Siamese cats:
1. They love you.
2. They want to ruin your life.
3. When they are hungry they cry.
4. When they are thirsty they cry.
5. When they have to go to the bathroom they cry.
6. When they are lonely they cry.
7. When something doesn’t go their way they cry.
8. They don’t care if you are lying in the floor in a pool of your own blood; if they are in the slightest bit uncomfortable they will cry.
9. When they cry it’s like a baby is being tortured inside them.
10. They like to cuddle.
11. If you don’t cuddle with them then they cry.